Last Night (slash morning) At 3 AM

2:58 Loud noise. Like someone just banged a pan down on the burner in the kitchen.
2:58 I'm awake.
2:58 I become aware that I need to use the bathroom (it's a diabetes thing, needing to pee in the middle of the night)
2:59 Drag myself out of bed.
2:59 Notice on my way to the bathroom that the kitchen light is on and someone is singing in the kitchen.
3:01 Relieved.
3:01 Stop in kitchen and poke my head in and ask groggily, "Jonathan, it's 3 in the morning. What are you doing?"
3:01 Jonathan answers, "Making some beans."
3:01 Me: "Uh. Okay. Try to keep it down."

I have such a weird roommate.