Why They Will Always Be The Little Brother...

Let's say your little brother hides in the back seat of your car and tags along on a date. You are extremely irritated when he pops out of back seat and drenches you with his fully loaded super soaker. You are forced to turn around and take him home and change your clothes and you miss the movie you were going to see. Why might he have done this?

1. He needs attention.
2. He thinks it'll make him cool.
3. He knows that you're too nice to beat the crap out of him for it.
4. He thinks he's funny
5. He just flat-out enjoys being a pain in the rear.

Let's say that a bunch of Utah fans deck themselves out in Utah apparel, show up to the BYU vs. Utah basketball game at the Marriot Center and decide to show up early and force their way into the BYU student section.
Why might they have done this?

1. They need attention.
2. They think it would make them cool.
3. They know BYU fans are too nice to beat the crap out of them.
4. They think they're funny.
5. They just flat-out enjoy being a pain in the butt.

The first story didn't happen. The second did. I'm actually not upset by it at all. I'm just pointing out that Utah fans can't get upset by being referred to as BYU's "little brother" and still pull stunts like that.

I know I'm a little late, but GO COUGS!