Sunday, February 15, 2009

Josh's Almost Alphabet of Alliteration

Auntie Anne answers Adam's apathy with adoration.
Big bad British boys bring bright bristles to the board.
Cowardly cackling Chris cries and croaks on the coaster.
Dark dungeons destroy dumb dimples.
Every egg examines each and every entity.
Four funny fingers find fifteen flapjacks.
Gallons of gurgling gruel gave giddy girls gleety gloom.
Hundreds of huge hungry hippos hurled humble humorists at Harry.
Illustrious images issue inheritances.
Jealous jaguars jab jackals jubilantly.
Klutzy koalas kindle Karma's kiss.
The last legend of eleven lavalavas leave lasting legacies.
Millions of meticulous machetes make major maladjustments to manic mandrills.
No Nates need nice nights.
Obviously obtrusive ocelots organize ominous oranges.
Plenty of purple panthers pry pickles from pasty pans.
Quickly quieting queens quit the quizzes.
Red rumbling rhinos restrict righteous Ron from reading about rascals.
Slimy sloths sing sweetly in the sunshine.
Tiny tots tire terribly.
Under Uncle Ud's umbrella you understand.
Victorious Vikings vitally view volatile vipers.
Wispy walruses weigh wimpy whiskers.
Existential executives exempt expectant experts.
Yacking yacks yell at young yodelers.
Zealous Zane zaps zero zebras.

Please excuse the lack of commas.

5 comments:

Lindy-Lou said...

That was entertaining. Now you just need to illustrate each line and publish it in book form. Slide over Suess, Someone is seizing your Slot!

Thomas said...

man, that's impressive

Kate said...

Clever.

Leslie said...

I've been reading a LOT of Dr. Seuss's ABC, and I think Grandma's right.

John said...

Nice Harry Potter reference (right? mandrills?). And I am now pondering the precise legacy of eleven lavalavas.